poor ky, hes a sensitive soul. you break his heart!

send a minion, thats what i do :)

Get ready for the pony burn with two kick ass pieces of entertainment, by two kickin’ pieces of ass!!!

The Miss Black Rock City Project is bringing it on home to where it all began this fall, for Miss Playa del Fuego 2005. Some of you may remember how hard we rocked out at the Miss Playa del Fuego Spring 2004 event, our first ever production of this kind! We have since produced six pageants and several other events, but we do have a special place in our hearts for PDF. We have very special things planned for you!

THE MISS PLAYA DEL FUEGO 2005 PRELIMINARIES!
Saturday, 4pm @ Disorient

There are only 2 requirements to enter: You must have a title beginning with "Miss" – no matter who or what you are - and you must have a sash that states this title. Participation is open to all women and men of any (or no) sexual preference and/or identity. In fact, all of PDF is encouraged to come out show us their groove, while doing three silly tasks for the people. Ten finalists and five alternates continue on to the Miss Playa del Fuego 2005 Main Event! But before that happens…

CHECK OUT THE BEST IN PLAYA DINNER THEATRE SATRUDAY EVENING!
Check out the best in Playa Dinner Theatre Saturday evening! Bring your beverages and grub to the stage on Saturday for the debut of "Heaven and Hell" the theatrical, comical, audience participation GAME SHOW at 5:00 pm. Come meet Goddesscomedia and her cast of heavenly and demonic characters for some raunchy and silly fun where sarcasm and wit rule the day and the rules can change at any time. Donations of food, beverages, and alcohol are needed and welcome for the game bar and hell's kitchen. Abandon your sense of fair play and be prepared for dirty deeds, bribery, worshipping, begging, messy fun and improvisational peformance opportunities - you never know when YOU will be chosen by the Gods to enter into the spotlight!

And now, just before we light that big ASS fire -

THE MISS PLAYA DEL FUEGO 2005 MAIN EVENT
Saturday, 7pm @ The Stage

Directly after the Playa Dinner Theatre with the lovely Miss Goddess Comedia, 10 finalists and 5 alternates from the preliminaries participate in a pageant of self-proclaimed beauty queens, in these three segments: "Biker Wear", the "Talent Exhibition", and the classic "Interview". All contestants receive the same prize, including a tiara, except for Miss Playa del Fuego, who shall receive a special custom made sash by the makers of the Miss USA sashes! Remember: no beauty pageant is fair. Bribing is the new Gifting! Participate for fun, rather than play to win (you must participate in the prelims at 4pm to be in this event).